February 2011
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT...
Why are you not naked?
January 2011
If home is where the heart is
kyleklimaxxx:
then my heart belongs on a gym floor in Dayton, Ohio with my rifle next to it.
just not my rifle :p but my flag :)
Why are porn blogs following me...
I don't like to sleep at night without you in my...
beckiebby:
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dad put this in simbas facebook. omg
really…this is what you do all day…sit on facebook.stay off the kitty porn….it will only give you a virus….
my boyfriend just mad my cat a facebook. haha
Top 10 reasons to date a guard member
kyleklimaxxx:
fuckyeahguard:
10. We know how to keep people in line 9. We continuously work on our technique 8. We adore wearing tight clothing 7. We do it on football fields and gym floors 6. We’re used to poles of all sizes 5. We strive for the perfect performance 4. We work well with our hands 3. We’re very flexible 2. We always want to be on top And the #1 reason to date a guard member…
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You are the best thing that's ever been mine.
